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fmylife:

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

fmylife:

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

saithis:

I just saw this ad - ‘driving on drugs. If you drive on drugs, you’re out of your mind.’

Holy shit. Basically, this guy is out with his wife, shares a joint with his mates etc, and then he and his wife get in the car. She’s all ‘are you sure you should be driving?’ and the end up pulling over to change drivers.

He opens his door, gets out, and a motherfucking car flies past and takes him out and takes the door off the car :-|

So basically what they’re saying is that if you drive on drugs and then swap drivers you’ll die? =P

Nothing overly horrible… But still enough that I’m having to spend the night upstairs until we can get it looked at/hopefully fixed… However it’s still EXTREMELY annoying. It means I can’t be up until the early hours of the morning :( oh well. I just hope it can be fixed easily.